七年级上册人教版英语小故事

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一个城市里的游客离开一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它可以吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很糜费工夫吗?"那位农夫答复说，"工夫对猪有什么意义?

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴味的年龄，老是有提不完的成绩。他向父亲提问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲答复说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。假如我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只要一个警察呀！”

一家人正在吃西瓜。儿子问：“爸爸，是瓜都能吃吗?”

爸爸说：“是的。”

儿子又问：“那傻瓜也能吃吗?”

The whole family is eating the watermelon. The son asked that, "dad, is the melon all can eat?"

The dad said that, "Is."

The son also asked that, "That fool also can eat?"

He Knows the Answer

Teacher:Can you tell me anything about the great?

Pupil:Yes,sir,I can.They are all dead.

翻译:他晓得答案

教员:你能通知我一些有关十八世纪的伟大迷信家的事情吗?

先生:我能,先生.他们都死了.

Only Play on the Black Notes

Tasmin:Mum,can I play the piano?

Mum:Not till you're washed your hands.They're filthy.

Tasmin:Oh,Mum,I'll only play on the black notes.

翻译:只弹黑键

斯特明:妈妈,我如今能弹钢琴吗?

妈妈:你的手多脏呀,洗了手再弹.

斯特明:奥,妈妈,我只弹黑键好了

龟兔赛跑

有一天，兔子和乌龟跑步，兔子讪笑乌龟爬得慢，乌龟说，总有一天他会赢。兔子说，我们如今就开始竞赛。兔子飞快的跑着，乌龟拼命地爬，不一会儿，兔子与乌龟曾经里的有很大一段间隔了。兔子以为竞赛太轻松了，它要先睡一会，并且自以为是地说很快就能追上乌龟。而乌龟呢，它一刻不停地匍匐，当兔子醒来的时分乌龟曾经抵达起点了。此故事通知大家：不可随便小视别人。谦虚使人提高，自豪使人落后. 要踏踏实实地做事情，不要前功尽弃，才会获得成功

One day, the rabbit and the tortoise run, the rabbit laughed at the tortoise climb slowly, the turtle said, one day he will win. Said the rabbit. "We will start the race now.". The hare runs fast, the tortoise is very hard to climb, not for a while, the rabbit and the tortoise has a lot of distance. The rabbit thinks the game is too easy, it will go to sleep for a while, and self righteous said quickly catch up with the turtle. And the tortoise, it was a moment to crawl, when the rabbit woke up the turtle has reached the end of the. This story tells us: don't belittle others. Modesty makes people progress, proud people behind. To do things, do not give up halfway, will be successful.

你本人将汉语意思打在百度翻译的下面，然后英文会自动出来，你说的小故事，是哪一方面的呢？